Whatever happened to Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll?

ok so basically…

when I cum, I can think of this one girl, riding me, and turning her head and looking me straight in the eyes.. and for some reason its only this certain girl… any other girl is a meh-cum but this girl is like, an amazing climax. what does this mean?

cl0thes0ff:

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is that real??

i need someone…

who would be down to maybe have phone sex or Skype or something?! I feel like if someone is interacting with me back, its 100% better then watching porn. even if its just discussing our deepest, dirtiest fantasies. but like I said, anything would be awesome! send me a message or something, cmon girlsssssss :)

dude looks like a black vin disel

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mmm that looks amazing.. wish my fuck buddy would move her ass like that while im pounding it

mmm that looks amazing.. wish my fuck buddy would move her ass like that while im pounding it

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Anonymous: if i was your mommy i would make sure you were well taken care of ;)

is that right? what would you do? ;)

Two years ago, I wrote this.

And yet, it still stands true.

Assholes Finish First.

So basically in the last year I’ve learned that being a player and a liar, and cheater is the best way to lose a girl. But I’ve also learned it’s the only way to get a girl. Girls are all about the asshole, player, cheating type of guys now-a-days. Fuck that. I am standing my ground. I am not going to let myself be my own worst enemy anymore. I am tired of that. I’ve worked too hard to get where I am at right now, and I am not starting over. I am not going to change for a girl what-so-ever. They are either going to like me for who I am, or not like me at all. There’s no “like me for who I’m not” because quite frankly, that would fall under the asshole category.. you are lying from the get go. You cant keep that charade up for ever. One day they are going to see the real you and they are probably not going to like it. Face it, you put that charade up to change who you appeared to be, they fell in love with that. Not you. I am so sick and tired of girls throwing away the GOOD GUYS like they are nothing. Fuck, were the best. Ladies, you need to take a step back, and take a different point of view of what your doing, going through, and putting up with. Oh they cheated on you? Oh he said he changed and he still only loves you? Aww. So cute. BITCH YOU ARE DUMB you are sitting there letting yourself get played. I am sorry but shit. It’s easy to see. If you cant see it going on with yourself? Take a look around. I am sure there’s tons of girls complaining about the same thing. Us “guys” stay that way because you keep coming back. If your want a REAL man. Step up. Show him you are not going to put up with it. That is the real way someone will even have a chance of staying. And guess what? That is what “second chances” are for. One of you fucks up. CHANGE. then you get your second chance. Some of you might think I’m contradicting myself by saying change when I clearly said I would not change. Simple answer: I did change. I changed for the better, and I am happier then ever knowing I can now go into a relationship, treat my girl like she’s supposed to be treated. Not just another piece of ass. I will spoiler her with my love and not be embarrassed to show her to my friends, I know how she makes me feel, and everything will base itself around that. I will treat her with the utmost respect and I will stop at nothing to make sure she knows that she is the only girl that I love. The only girl I think about. The only girl who makes me crazy. The only girl who makes me feel like the way she will make me feel. If I say I love you. I FUCKING LOVE YOU! Like I said, I will treat a girl the way she deserves to be treated. These are my beliefs now. And I am not going back. And guess what else? I’m the one that’s not going to need that second chance because I know how to be a gentleman. I just cant believe the stupidity of woman these days and how they can’t see what is going on right in front of their eyes. Us good guys are TIRED of coming in last and I can speak for every last one of them! You guys sitting there callin’ me a fag, bitch, and a dumbass… guess what? Your the asshole. Your the one that wont have a lasting relationship. Your life is not “set”. wow, you got a car, a part time job to afford MAYBE an apartment and then money for the bar. Congrats. Life’s gonna hit you like a brick wall. You know what else? All I need to please is myself. I’m not falling into the hole I was once in, I did a lot to get out of that, and I’m staying above the rest. One day, a girl will realize how good of a guy I really am and she will come to her senses… and she will be the one for me. Until that day, I’ll keep doin’ what I’m doin’, and expect always to get let down. I am a real gentleman. And I plan to STAY that way. Even if it means being alone, at least I still have my dignity. At least I can die saying, “I did the best I could”.

all I want is a girl who understands what im going though…

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apparently I look like a vagina. :p

apparently I look like a vagina. :p

dirtypizzlesnaps:

Dude, there are some pretty gnarly looking vaginas in the world..

hahahhahhhhhaha

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alwaysmoist:

Hot blonde x

Curiouslybi:

Simply Stunning…has me drooling for a taste!!!

is this… kate? from big bang theory?! omggg! hahaha

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"

Are we dating? Are we fucking?
Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
I wish we never fucked, and I mean that

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome

"

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^ this was our song.

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just fell in love with this song

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ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this


lmaooo

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